Saari umr hum

Saari umr hum
Targets chase kar liye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do Jeene do !!!

Na na na....Na na na....Na na na....Na na nana na....

Give me a Holiday
Give me a break
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko Targets
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
jhoot bolna tho khud
BOSS ne sikhaya

Target complete to chhuti, varna kismat futi Likh likh kar pada hatheli
par Commitments, Escalation Mails, MIs ka chaala

Risk, Product & Credit Team ne poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

Career to gaya
Biwi bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do Jeene do

Saari umr hum
Targets chase kar liye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do Jeene do

Give me a promotion
Give me an increment
Give me some bonus
I wanna see some money again

Na na na....Na na na....Na na na....Na na nana na....

Stupid Software Engineer

All of you who have seen the movie ‘A Wednesday’... will love it...

Commissioner Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?
Unkonwn Caller : Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...

mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment par boss ke bulane ki wajah se mein saturday ki date cancel to nahi kar raha...

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to...

mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain. kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.

Project office ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..

I'm the same old ... STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER.

Source: A forwarded mail.